Horrible Harry and The Dungeon - the Dungeon page 4-6 

Skooghammer? I said. His name sounds like a Viking weapon. Or an executioner Harry said. Then he chopped a ball of clay in half with his ruler. Now the princial added I want to end this message on a happy note. We are also starting a good human beans bulletin board. Every time a student does something that is extra thoughtful and kind a teacher will write it up  on a green paper Bean  and drop it in the Bean Box and I will read it aloud each morning during our Bean Broadcast. The good beans will grow on our school beanstalk in the hall.  Harry blurted out If  it's a real beanstalk we have to make a giant for it that goes fe fi fo fum Song Lee giggled Mary made a face. Harry you'll never get a bean. Shhhh Miss Mackles put a finger to her mouth. Have a good day boys and girls and remember be a good human beans. When the intecom went off. Miss Mackle held up a pile  of blank green beans. I hope there are lots of these from Room 2B. I hate beans Harry groaned They're the magical fruit. The more you eat the more  you toot. When the class laughed Miss Mackle folded her arms I can't believe that phras is still around. Kids used to say that when  I was in elementary school. How old are you, Miss Mackle Mary asked. I'll tell you my age but you have to solve the math Ready I leaned back He hates hard math problems. Eight plus eight minus one plus fifteen minus  two plus three. Just when I get the answer Sidney shouted Look A butterfly crawled out of its chryssalis.