My  name is Junie B Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all B stands for something else too. B stands for BABY. I'm only in kindergarten. However, I already know how to spell Baby. That is because my mother told me that she is going to have one of those things. She and Daddy told me about it at dinner one night. It was the night we had stewed tomatoes which I hate very much. Daddy and I have a surprise for you Junie B. said Mother. And so then I get very happy inside. Because maybe I didn't have to eat my stewie pewie tomatoes.