Jimmy Jet and his TV   set
I'll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet

And you know what I tell you is true

He loved to watch his TV set

Almost to much as you

He watched all day he watched all night

Till he grew pale and lean

From The Early Show to The Late Late Show

And antennae grew out of his hair.

And his brains turned into TV tube

And his face to a TV screen

And two knobs saying Vert and Horiz

Grew where his ears had been

And he grew a plug that looked like a tail

So we plugged in little Jim

And now instead of  him watching TV

We all sit around and watch him.