diary of a wimpy kid 2
Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark doing back flip and taking maps whenever I wanted.Ahhhh. Then one day when I was in the middle of a really good nap. I got woken up by these stranger noises coming from the outside. At the time I didn't know what the heck I was hearing but later on I found out it was Mom pipping in music through these speakers she put on her belly.  I guess Mom thoughtif she played classicalmusic for me every day before I was born it would turn me into some kind of genius.